Black 47 - Maria's Wedding Lyrics
Oh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddingYou've just gotta believe meBut just the thought of you takin' your clothes off for that jerkOh, it got me drinkin' and then suddenly I'm staggerin' into churchAnd I'm dancin' like Baryshnikov all across the high altarOh I bet that you're still mortifiedBut just think, girl,No one's ever gonna be forgettingThe day I wrecked your weddingOh Maria, I'd get down on my knees girlYou've just gotta believe meBut just the sight of you in your brand new weddin' dressOh, it got me so upsetAnd then your father's screamin' and callin' me"You no good lazy punkI always knew you were a drunk"And your mother, she's havin' her 19th nervous breakdownBut just think girlNo one's ever gonna be forgettingThe day I wrecked your weddingOh Maria, I'll do anything you ask me to, I swear I'll changeI'll even give up drinkin', hangin' out with the boys,'cause I just can't live without your body and youOh Maria, I'll even sell my strat, give up the bandYou better believe me, girl, this time it's trueOh Maria, I'll even go out and get a job for youOh Maria, I'm so sorry I wrecked your weddin'You just got to believe meBut 10 years from now this is all goin' to be one big happy memoryOh your old man'll even grow to love me, I'll give him 6 grandchildrenI'll be so respectable, I might even run for president, I'll be so electableI'll keep you happy and expectable and forever pregnantThat way you'll never be forgetting - the day I wrecked your wedding
