Blacker - Hey Guys, I'm Sorry Lyrics
dear mom i'm sorry for being such an assI killed the cat i broke your glassi'm sorry i'm such a pain in the necknobody's perfect but what the hecki'm sorry that i didn't pay attentionI'm sorry that I'm on suspensionIt wasn't me, honestly, It was joeI'm a good boyDear dad i'm sorry for kicking your assI know you're weak and soft like grassI shouldn't have listened to the voices in my headIt's not my fault, it's paranoiai'm sorry for robbing all your boozeand giving it to hobo dudesI didn't want to but they made mei'm a good boyDear drug dealer i'm sorry i kissed your assthen you knocked me out with a bit of brassi thought if i sucked up you'd let me goSee, i'm depressed so now you knowI'm sorry i gave you in to the copsTelling them you was growing illegal "crops"I wouldn't have done it if you had been niceI'm a good boyDear rover i'm sorry for booting you hard in the asswhilst you was sniffing the drug grown grassi'm sorry that i stood on your tailit wasn't my fault, i was pissed on alei'm sorry that i didn't give you doggy treatsit's not my fault the tin was jammedi'm a good boydear joe i'm really sorry for blaming your assyou was actually in the gym that daybut i'm already in so much troublei guess i'm not such a good boy