Blacker - Is My Hair Ok? Lyrics
I got a date tonightMy date looks cool, so shall II did the most I could do to make myself coolExcept one major problemI need a freaking haircutI sprint into town all the places' closedDon't know what i'll doI can't do it myself'Cos I'll make a holy messThe dance is starting, What can I doShe's probably waiting, F**k it she's waitingI'll have to wear a hatWait says me I've got an ideaSo I sprint to my momYo mom can you cut my hair and make it look coolI can says she, why, gotta a date in school?Aw look my little guy is growing upSince the time I held you're hair whilst you was throwing upOk, got the scissors now get in placeAnd mind no hairs go down your back or on your faceYo mama, Have to say, Is my hair ok?Yes dear sweetie it's fineSo I sprint back home and I look into the mirrorAnd did I get a shock and a halfMy hair was a mess, my hair was a stateI look like a f***ing giraffeI look like a f***ing giraffeI look like a f***ing giraffe