Bloodhound Gang - Legend In My Spare Time Lyrics
Ashes to ashes and funks to funkyDaddy long legs is a mean ass honkyAnd jimmy pop aint no heiny hobbit gaybeAint no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravyCause Im a loch ness a loch ness a loch ness monsterJerrys kids are knockin at my door, could you be a sponsor?Tiny bubbles in my tub pull my finger lawrence welkIf you wanna look like rocky dennis better drink your milkWhen Im feeling oriental I gotta rub my chinIm gonna hold my water in like Im gunga dinSo have a taste of my bass cause the girlies got smilesYou get on my case like the rockford filesCrazy eddie in the slammer cause hes giving it all awayJohn boy in the barn with a horse in the hayNo rhyme no reason no job no classAnd we dont go near the ghetto cause theyd shoot our assGo go yeah yeah huh what?Im a legend in my spare timeIf you aint ever been to the suburbsDont you ever come to the suburbsCause you wouldnt understand the suburbsCause Im a huskin a huskin a huskin your cornIm as deep as a plot to a gay pornSo uh-oh spaghettios I forgot to hide away the bodyI know that shes a hotty but damn that girl could partySo come to me momma it aint no crimeIm a skilled love doctor growlin, whats your sign?Did the flamin waffle with ho chi minYour girls a dollar bill cause we dont know where shes beenJ.f.k.s heads a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzleBarbara eden in the bottle and now Im gonna guzzleYoure too what? shy shy huh what?Hush hush yea? I knew whyCause were playing the palladium cant get on star searchDaddy legs standing tall he can do the funky lurchAnd jimmy jimmy pop is short for jimmy jimmy popularYou know I know you know your not the tough guy that I thought you wereGo go yeah yeah huh what?Im a legend in my spare timeCause I wopbobaloobopHa cha cha chatchCome lick my ballsVive la my crotchCause your daddy thinks Im lazy your momma thinks Im crazyBut neither of them know that you are carrying my babyAnd Im the amos Im the andy Im the sticky aunt jemammyI gave you mouth to mouth like resuscitation annieIt takes two of us to do this like dean martin jerry lewisAnd your throat is swollen gloryholen ya blew usGeorge burns pacemaker beats steady slow and lowThats why we got more hits then a dealer at a dead showGo go yeah yeah huh what?Im a legend in my spare time
