Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch Lyrics
Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutId appreciate your inputSweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nutsYes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs upYouve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of boundsI want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrownsCome quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you areInclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings timeDo it nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelDo it again nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelGettin horny nowLove the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck itHieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seasBut I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisorySo if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleshipPlease turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic dripSo show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyleAnd then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-filesDo it nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelDo it again nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelGettin horny nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelDo it again nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelDo it nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelDo it again nowYou and me baby aint nothin but mammalsSo lets do it like they do on the discovery channelGettin horny now