Bo Burnham - Nerds Lyrics
I'm a faggot, I'm a retard,I got a girl's bag and a V-card.I got three friends and a wack-ass rideYou can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.No girl's wanna ***** me, trust me,I don't give a *****, don't adjust me, just pleaseShut your face-hole for just one second."***** you, faggot. You're so *****ing dumb."Dumb? I'm the dumb one?Calm down Bo, just count to 10, um1, 2, 3- Whore, I mean 4, shit3, 4, 5- *****, I mean 6, shit.I quit, I've got no patienceYou won, I'll face itYour life peaks at graduation,Well congratu-*****ing-lations.[Hook](Nerds)The faggots, the spastic fat chicksWho sit in the back withNo one to do their lab with, the(Nerds)Kid with acne, andTons of ProactivPacked inside his backpackI got your back, kid.And do you know why, kidI can rap so mean?'Cause I was reading while youWere *****ing the prom queen.Huddled up reading,No lacrosse team."Huddle up, huddle up,"What? You lost me.Sorry bro, did I interrupt theCircle of jerks all circle-jerking?I need saving? No, ***** no.Quoth the raven? No, ***** Poe.Ah shit, I'm *****ing listening.They don't know what they're missing, for instanceI like poetry, I like instruments.Maybe we have similar interests.But it's no fall balls, no balls fall,Just sit and scrawl on the stall walls.At 3:00 pm I pause.*RING*That shit sounds like applause[Hook][Hook]She stood in line and got cut.Tried out; got cut.Liked art but the budget got cut.Then she got numb and she only felt when she knelt and cut.(Nerds)(Nerds, Nerds)(Nerds)[Hook]I know it's bad kid.I got your back kid.
