Bowling For Soup - Luckiest Loser Lyrics
[verse 1]Man Your Really One Heck Of A GuyBest Friend Since Junior HighYou Showed Me Playboy For The Very First TimeThat Was RadWe Saw Bon Jovi We Sat In The Front RowI Pierced Your Ear Right Before The ShowWe Stole Your Brother's Beer And He Didn't Know[1st Chorus]Your New Girlfriend Is A Son Of A GunDid You Fall In Love Or DidYou Just Want To Get SomeThat Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motionI Know You Know She Used To Be My GirlYou'd Better Run For CoverCause She's Tickin Like A Time BombAnd Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.comNow Your Stuck With HerLike Mellencamp Is Stuck With Cougar.I Guess That Makes Me The Luckiest Loser[verse 2]I Met Her At A Kegger Past Out In The YardGettin In Her Pants Wasn't Really That Hard6 Months Later She Crashed My CarThat Was RadShe's Got A Glow From Her Spray On TanMarilyn Manson Is Her Favorite BandI Really Think She Might Worship Satan, Not A Band[2nd Chorus]Your New Boyfriend Is A Son Of A GunDid You Fall In Love Or DidYou Just Want To Get SomeThat Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motionI Know You Know She Used To Be My GirlYou Should Run For CoverCause She's Tickin Like A Time BombAnd Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.comNow She's Stuck With YouLike A Frat Guy With A Bad TattooLike Celebrity Golf With Alice CooperGuess That Makes Me The Luckiest Loser[bridge]Mel Gibson, Danny Glover You Deserve Each OtherI'll Leave The Weapon When You Take Her Home ToMeet Your MotherShe Was A Superstar, Back Seat Of My CarThose Days Are Over, Now The Night Goes On Yeah[3rd Chorus]Your New Girlfriend Is A Son Of A GunDid You Fall In LoveOr Did You Just Want To Get SomeThat Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motionI Know You Know She Used To Be My GirlYou'd Better Run For CoverCause She's Tickin Like A Time BombAnd Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.comNow Your Stuck Wit HerLike Mellencamp Is Stuck With Cougar.Like Number Two On A Pooper ScooperI Guess That Makes Me Te Luckiest Loser
