Bowling For Soup - Somebody Get My Mom Lyrics
Woke up today in a vanTraded my pillow for a Miller Lite canAnd in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawkedSlurped down a beer then one more twelve ounces laterI was outside your door and the pebble i threwWas probably more like a rockThen I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a beeI lost my wallet and my car keys tooAnd to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the fluSomebody get my mom cause i think something's broken againAnd I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the rideI'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cryI just want my mom, somebody get my momI just want my mom, get my momAuthorities came, I guess I was gone, next thing you knowI'm passed out on the lawn and boy did I wake up fastWith a rotweiler's tongue in my mouthWrote you a note but it got soaked when i went deep sea fishingAnd I fell out of the boat and got caught on the trout lineAnd wasn't found for three daysThen I fell, skinned my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a beeI lost my wallet and my car keys tooAnd to make matters worse, I'm coming down with the fluSomebody get my mom cause i think something's broken againAnd I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the rideI'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cryI just want my mom, somebody get my momI just want my mom, get my momMommy, she makes me cobbler cause i hate pieShe coached baseball when we needed herWe lost every game but to her came in firstAnd I'm so glad that she met my dadI wouldn't be here if she never had (let's go)I guess this is it the end of the songJust my luck, nobody sang alongI guess I'll put dow this guitar and take the mongoose back homeSomebody get my mom cause I think something's broken againAnd I don't want to be just friends, I said thanks for the rideI'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cryI just want my mom, (I just want my mom)Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom)I just want my mom (I just want my mom) get my mom, m-o-m-m-y]
