Bowling For Soup - Val Kilmer Lyrics
I Always Thought My MovieWould Be A ComedyNot Quite The Tragedy That Its BecomeMore Slapstick Than ChickflickMore Caddyshack Than Breakfast At Tiffany'sSo, Thank Me At The PodiumFor A Lifetime Of ContributionTurn On The CamerasSomeone Cue The ExtrasHair And Makeup To The SetBecause The Big Screen's CallinFinal Casting CallIts Your Big Shot Baby Your The Next Big StarOn Another Stupid Movie'bout A Guy With A Broken HeartIs Fallin ApartYour Headed For The Cutting Room FloorAnd In The Sequel HoneyI'm The Guy Who Gets The GirlSo If You Miss My MovieGet The DvdCheck Out The ChemistryBetween You And MeLess 'raising Arizona'More 'steel Magnolias'So When You Walk Down That Red CarpetI Hope You Trip And FallI Hope Someone Squirts You With A WatergunA Super Soaker Filled With PeeBecause The Big Screen's CallinFinal Casting CallIts Your Big Shot Baby Your The Next Big StarOn Another Stupid MovieAbout A Guy With A Broken HeartIs Fallin ApartYour Headed For The Cutting Room FloorAnd In The Sequel HoneyI'm The Guy Who Gets The GirlAll ApologiesTo Kevin CostnerAnd That Chick From MonsterGive Me Adam Sandler,Will Ferrell, Belushi And Even Val KilmerHe Was Funny In 'real Genius'[greg]What About 'top Gun'?[jaret]No, 'top Gun' Wasn't Funny[greg]WhateverTop Secret Was Funny TooBecause The Big Screen's CallinFinal Casting CallIts Your Big Shot Baby Your The Next Big StarOn Another Stupid MovieAbout A Guy With A Broken HeartIs Fallin ApartYour Headed For The Cutting Room FloorAnd In The Sequel HoneyI'm The Guy Who Gets The Girl
