Bowling For Soup - Valentino Lyrics
She got a Valentine from GaryI opened it up it said "Would you please be mine."I sent her flowers and some candyShe opened them up and said "You're trying to make me fat"(Now)I just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to make me laughI just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to laugh at meNot too smartNot too tallLikes to watch TV and play basketballI bought a car and let her drive itShe opened the door and said "Oh bother, this is red."I gave her all my notes from algebraYeah, she opened em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."(Now)I just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to make me laughI just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to laugh at meNot too smartNot too tallLikes to watch TV and play basketballPlay basketballPlay basketballPlay basketball(BREAK)(Now)I just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to make me laughI just want a new girlfriend(Yeah)I just want someone to laugh at meI just want her to look me (yep)I just want her to talk to me (yeah)I won't ever make her wash my car (no!)I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
