Brendan Benson - Intimate Secretary Lyrics
I've got a rabbit, it likes to hopI've got a girl and she likes to shopThe other foot looks like it won't dropI had an uncle and he got shotIs this greeting the type that's meant for me?Are you part of this kakistocracy?This ringing in my ears won't stopI've got a red Japanese tea-potI've got a pen but I lost the topI've got so many things you haven't gotThis fellow's craft is just not for sharingHe's not an intimate secretary!I've got a rabbit it likes to hopI've got a girl and she likes to shopThe other foot looks like it won't dropI had an uncle but he got shotVenerable obscurest malarkeyDoulocracy, EcclesiarchyOur fellow's craft is just not for sharingHe's not an intimate secretary!The Ex-Agnes inspector inquisitorI dare mock our illustrious masterAre you part of this kakistocracy?Is this greeting the type that's meant for me?