Brian Burns - Upside Down Lyrics
Officer, good evening, allow me to explainthe spectacle you see beside this road.It’s been a long, hard day, and I am just a victimof circumstances beyond my control.Now let me just assure you that I’m not a drinkin’ man;I work hard to uphold the law.Those people in that other car are friends of my ex-wife,and no matter what they told you they saw…CHORUS:The car was upside down when I got here;I left it right side-up some time ago.Some kids drove by and poured somethin’ all down my shirt;it might have been tequila, I don’t know.I stepped into the woods for a midnight prayer,I don’t know what went down while I was not here,but that stop sign was on the hood when I bought the car,and the car was upside down when I got here.Officer, my reputation speaks for itself,I’m as innocent and gentle as a child.That fistfight with my mama, that was three months ago;I can’t believe that's still on my file.Now a conscientious peacekeeper such as yourselfmust surely recognize an honest guy,and since most of my money goes to charitable causes,I can’t afford a DWI…REPEAT CHORUS
