Brock Zeman - Talking Reality Show Blues Lyrics
With eyes of blue and hair all blondeOne day I took a little sip and I confessI poured out to her the heart that beat in my chestShe said: with a love this strong honey lets not tarrySo we run off to Vegas to get ourselves marriedJust before the man could pronounce us husband and wifeI hear this voice and see these flashing neon lightsIt turns out she was an actorAnd we wouldn't live happily ever afterMy heart was shattered don't you knowBut it came back together when I was toldMan, you just won yourself a bundle on our new reality showOne day I laid down just to rest my headAnd here come this big ol' voice shaking my bedIt said it was god, maker of land and seaAnd he had himself a little job for meHe said: you know good folk around here there too manyBut sinners boy, you know we got plentyNow I'm gonna make these skies all rainyAnd well, you know the drill…..So I collected two of everything even beetles and bugsAnd I sat in my boat waiting for a floodI wasn't too concerned about the state of manCause I packed my pretty little gal from around the bendJust when the rains come pouring downThat big ol' voice hollered from the cloudsI wasn't saving mankind it told me soAs the skies started raining down doughBut son you won yourself first place on our new reality showThey got shows on being left in TimbuktuShows about eating cow dung stewAbout losing the weight off your derrièreAnd about marrying a guy whose a millionaire (who really isn't a millionaire)About dating someone you don't nowFinding a needle in a haystack in MexicoWell here's a show I'd really like to see:A whole show about being meIt'd be empty bottles and knocking on woodYour mom telling you that you drink more than you shouldYou sleep all day cause you re up all nightAnd well he's real nice but he's just not my typeYou play all night in some tore down barWhere no one gives a damn just who you areWhere no one gives a damn just who you knowJust so long as you can play Copperhead RoadThat's a show I'd like to seeA whole show about being meMan, did you see that show last night?Can that Zeman kid ever lose a fightAnd the whole world would be talking about my new reality show
