Butterfingers - Everytime Lyrics
Everytime I clean me room, I make another messEverytime I miss the bus, I am late for a testEverytime Im reincarnated, it's in the lowest formI leave my window open every time there is a stormEverytime I have a hangover, I have to go to workEverytime I masturbate dry, it tends to hurtEverytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the handEverytime I talk to aliens, they dont understandEverytime I skate, I get another bruiseEverytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoesEverytime I scratch, the needle jumpsEverytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumpsEverytime I freestyle, I just talk shitEverytime I catch the bus, there is no where to sitEverytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a ticketEverytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicketEverytime Im drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yogaEverytime I eat, I get a pain in my chestEverytime I thinks its heartburn, its cardiac arrestEverytime I make a call, call waiting interruptsEverytime I dump a load at someones house, it wont flushEverytime it wont flush, it stains the ceramicIf you ever see me happy it because Im manicIts not easy being meIts not easy being meEverytime I give advice, it comes out wrongEverytime I get raided, my prints are on the bongEverytime I score, I get shitty leafI was living with a navaho until he heard me diss the chiefEverytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the roachEverytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coachBut every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirtAnd I crack another rib and it really *****in hurtsEverytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavityEverytime I try to fly, I discover gravityEverytime I have a craving, I run out of foodEverytime we spin the bottle, Im the 1 who ends up *****Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakesEverytime I jam it in, the condom breaksEverytime I gamble, I lose all my chipsEverytime I eat "All Bran" I get the shitsBut everytime I shit, it takes about an hourAnd theres never any paper so I have to have a showerBut everytime I shower the towel is already wetAnd its not wet with water but wet with cum n' sweatEverytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractiveMy dick gets sore and I ***** like a spasticEverytime I write a song, radio stations ban itCause when you play my records in reverse theyre satanicWorship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship Satan,Worship SatanEverytime I make a joke, people take me seriousEverytime I go down on a girl, shes on her periodEverytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me overBut I say Im someone else and that Im soberEvery blind date turns out to be blindMy looks are all I have and that is why I mindEverytime I have the dream where Im at the school danceEveryone is looking at me cause I dont have any pantsEverytime we play piggy in the middle, Im the pigEverytime we play tiggy, Im the 1 whos itEverytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongueEverytime I see a killer bee, Its when i'm gettin stungEverytime I play scrabble, I make the word At"Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I satEverytime I ***** your mum, she wants it in the bumAnd everytime Im done, its not because Ive comeEverytime I crack onto a chick, I pull my sack outEverytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back outEverytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reefAnd everytime I order vegetarian, I get beefI Get BeefChickens not a vegetableI Get BeefChickens not a vegetable
