Butthole Surfers - Butthole Surfer Lyrics
I was walkin' down around Venice wayLos AngelesOh big CaliforniaA man came up to meAbout 40, gayI say"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.I was ridin' wavearound Malibu beachA guy came up to meHe was lookin' like a leechHe said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"I say "Mother*****er...ifyoureach..I don't know what I'm goin' to do"BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.I was ridin' my cruiser in West HollywoodA girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers shouldShe left me there where I stoodBUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.HEY BUTTWHAT THE *****WE ALL LIKE YOU'CAUSE YOU'RE A SLUT