Canibus - 100 Bars Lyrics
Yeah!!! thats the beat right there.Im about to black out with 100 bars on some professional shit.So dont try this at home, yo.Yo, yo, yoMy style of rhymin is ancient like aztecs and mayansBecause I recognize its all about timinMe and my freestyle alliance practicin african voodoo scienceIn front of 20 ft. bonfires lookin skywardCalculating may 5, 2000 the nine planetsll be in alignmentThe arrival of the prophet in the *****pitOf a starship the size of the hale-bopp cometWith mercury ion rocketsAnd a big ass canibus comin soon poster on the side of itIm known geographically and intergalacticallyThats why I got extraterrestrials that wanna battle meThey even tried kidnappin meAnd they wouldve snatched meIf their craft didnt get trapped in the earths gravityEngines stalled and failed. crashed into a farmers fieldAnd thats really what caused roswellUndercover operatives workin for com 12Disguised as a nigga signed with a record dealLyrically Im off scaleSo all hail or get tossed towards hell, whatever yall feelBriusin niggas, confusin niggas like chip fu from the fu-schnickensHit you with nuclear cruiser missilesHear the wild wolf growlStyles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the cloudsWack niggas wanna be down but its not allowedInterrupt the cipher unannounced and youll get punched in the mouthWith the southpaw southern fistIll bust your shit. swell your lip and get the bubba shrimpBack the tougher shit. what a wimpYou giant goliath. niggas get shot with a rubber slingIm an experiment gone bad.My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that Im stark ravin madYour whole scientific staffll get killed in a nuclear blastWhen I throw the formula stashed in my handFlammable liquids in the lab explodeAnd you get stabbed with all the flyin glassTrained to blow up commercial aircraftsTrained in chemical weapons classJust to see how long a niggas breathll lastI put him in a leather maskSpray his ass with a can of pepper gasThen watch him grab his neck and gagWatch the nigga choke to death as I laughyou wanna battle? is the type of question you should never askNigga, pick a tougher task. see who the *****ll lastWhoever losell get a solderin iron up the assYou need to recognizeMy hand is quicker than the eyeQuicker than the 5 speed jamiroquai drivesA lifespan longer than 9 lives. infinite rhymes that cant dieA nigga with a divine mindI dedicate this to the wise. dedicate it to damesDividin myself into 100 ten timesYou cant deny the offerins an offerFlows that glow with auroras the spark of lightWater fly like a saucerWith the torque of a porscheMurder a million mcs then autograph all of their coffinsBeen gettin it on since I been born and Im a live longAnd Im a be gettin it on till Im goneLook at all the stages I been on. all the songs that I spit onI took an oath to rip everything I get onA nigga like me should have carpal tunnel syndromesIn the wristbones from grippin microphones this longIm just a small fish in a big pondAnd gets pissed off whenever I gets picked onNigga try to flip and get flipped onMy army march a million strongLike the nation of islam with suede timbs onExtremely hostileFully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision gogglesA lyrical lynch mobShittin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink onDuckin down low like vietnam fightin the vietcongScreamin incomin when I see a bombSpeak to your leader. surrender your armsYou need about a million more soldiers to even the oddsPlus 800,000 to even consider a warAnd 200,000 more to even look hardYou better drop your flag and withdrawMy cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphorsAnd smash yall. attach yall to the back of my horseAnd drag yall across the mother*****in asphalt9 out of 10 niggas is fraudsYou know who you are always talkin about your *****es and your carsYour jewelry and your girls. its like we from two different worldsYou mother*****ers really get on my nervesCause Im beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg shitI close my eyes when I freestyle so I could read what picture crossed inThen raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audienceTo barbecue your brain organsYou feel like youve been thrown in a microwave ovenI flame broil suckers and hit em with some more shitThe raw shit. call my reinforcements, the four horsemenTake a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpitI dare a mother*****er to cross itIll even call my man black rob at two in the morninTell him its important. tell him to call sting 3 way and sing a chorusBreak your camcorders so you mother*****ers cant record itCall the news, Ill kill your reportersStart a lawsuit, Ill kill your lawyers***** the soft shit and ***** what yall thinkMy albums gold cause my album was the bomb, shitYall niggas got your ass beat cause you asked for itGot your picture taken and put in a tabloidCause you a man and you like to touch little boysYou ***** em in the ass, then you give em cash for itThats some sick shit homeboyA hundred years ago, theyd have took you to see sigmund freudYou fraudulent. feminine. fragile as a feather isWith an effortless blow, Ill crack your whole skeletonYou think youre better than canibus, wheres the evidence?You got below average intelligence and poor penmanshipYou need to shut the ***** up cause your breath stinkTake fifty cents and purchase a pack of peppermintsBattlin me you never winYou thought you was the only nigga that could sneak a weapon in?Nigga guess againCause after Im finished wreckin this shitIm a drink a whole bottle of henney and go ***** a lesbian
