Canibus - 2000 B.C. Lyrics
[Canibus]Yo! My offense is a mixture of Mike and MuhammadKnock a nigga unconcious and talk shitIn bare-knuckle boxin', speed is the objectWeavin' and dodgin' with defensive blockin'So in the ring, you cannot winThe top ten become nine dead if I ever decide to hop inWith the one-two, one-two shot to the chinknock you out like ten shots of vodka and ginThe beautiful blend of power and strengthFrom the top of my head, down to where my toe cuticles endI verbally burn a nigga,Lyrically hurt a nigga,Pull a voodoo verse on a nigga,Kennedy curse a nigga,Who can spit the words quicker than the average man?Who can embarrass a man?Bite you with fangs and mangle ya handsOn candid cam, the Canibus canThe Canibus can with the stamina to damage a man<Chorus>It's been a long time,I shouldn't have left you,Without a strong rhyme to step toI told y'all (C'mon!!) I roast y'all (C'mon!!)So come on (Hold on) Hold on!!It's been a long time,I shouldn't have left you,Without a strong rhyme to step toI told y'all (C'mon!!) I roast y'all (C'mon!!)So come on (Hold on) Hold on!![Canibus]Yo! I spit for it (lie for it!)Live for it (die for it!)Back out the nine, commit a homicide for itIf I'm handcuffed with the right to remain silent for itI'ma blow trial and do the federal time for ityou mad at the last album, I apologise for it,Yo, I can't call it, mother*****in' Wyclef spoiled it,But this time for 99 I got 5 on itYou should double up and put a dime on it,Matter of fact, triple your nickle and put 14.99 on itI'ma shine on it,Watch Flex drop a bomb on itAbout ten times on itWatch people call a request line for itCypher sounds keep pushin rewind on itLook out for the album with the Canibus design on it12 O'Clock in the morning you'll be standin on line for itI'm a live poet, with a sharp ear and eye for itCoz I tear down mics and put a out of order sign on it<Chorus>[Canibus]Yo, I rip shit with the ballistic characteristicsOf a hollow tip at point blank distanceI flip shit when I spit shitFather forgive Bis,I just snatched the Jesus piece off some ChristiansCoz they sounded like idiotsThey went from silver to gold to platinumAfter the millenium they'll probably be wearin' IridiumThey so gassed, if a ***** sucked they dick they'd probably cum heliumY'all niggaz can't be serious,I was nice before iceBefore Christ, before the words let there be lightAnd a light took over the nightI was born with a micLord of the mic before all plant and animal lifeTook this rap shit to new heightsBefore the Wright brothers took flightBefore dog fightin' and aerial strikesBefore MC's picked up pens and started to writeBefore promotional marketin and posterlightsThe Can-I-Bus'll bust up micsPunch out lightsPunch out your mother*****in eyesightFor the title bought fightAsk Ty Fyffe, I snatch the track for half priceThe Canibus is too niceGimme that mic!<Chorus>
