Canibus - Doomsday News Lyrics
Yo, yo..If I had half as many bars in goldAs I had in lyrics when I flowedId be the richest man on the globeNiggaz wanna know is canibus gold?Thats a stupid-ass question mother*****er, is canada cold?Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro isFive thousand degrees hotter than flame throwersI reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck micsDisconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knifeRip through, everything from tissues to blood vesselsMy ninjitsu, kill you with the art of tenchuI zig zag, zig crushin a kidWith g-forces violent enough to crush your ribsLike pilots that fly russian migComin to punish you pigsGive a ***** who you is; nigga, canibus in ya bizFrom the lowest point in the planet to mt. everestI kick the illest shit, spray-paintin my name across the pyramidsThe rap terrorist, professor emeritus***** forbidden fruit I was eating ***** in genesisChorus:What you got niggaz thats ready to brawl?Ill give you the phone card and the celly to make a callWhat the ***** yall ***** niggaz actin like yall tuff for?Well stuff yall, uppercut yall, confront yallOn stage we break arms, legs, backs and jawsEnough damage to cancel your tour (***** yall!)[canibus]Now I said it once and Ill say it a thousand timesI got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kindYou wanna a piece of mind? fine, we can take it outsideOtherwise youre wastin your time, cause ima shineFor the one-triple-9, niggaz gamblin damage they eyesGoin blind, tryin to keep up with these lyrical linesThe type of nigga you cant flow behind without a dope rhymeYou ***** around and get clotheslined til you nosediveWe can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphereAnyplace, anywhere, you niggaz dont have a prayerCause doomsday is near, faggot niggaz is scaredThey stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of airWith a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn satanHotter than white people takin vacationOut in jamaica out in the sun bathin;Sun bakin in gamma ray radiationTil they skin color look cajunMother*****ers start agin to the pointWhere they faces shrivel up like raisinsAnd they become cancer patientsChorus[canibus]Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysicalPower to hold my breath for half an hourContinuously breathin outward; you aint an mc you a cowardI make wack rappers lose control of they bladdersAnd piss in they trousersPink ***** possum niggaz play deadWhile my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate shitWater molecules get transformed to vaporsMy lyrics turn the pacific into a dry lakebedElectromagnetic cassettes melt tape decksNiggaz battle in space; tryin to hold it downBut they cant cause they weightlessAmateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face maskTrying to escape deathA world where the whole globe will contract ebolaFrom drinkin spring water darker than coca-colaHuman with aids, computers with y2kI rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday***** yall, ***** yall, ***** yall