Carly Simon - Big Dumb Guy Lyrics
So many tech-headsRecent invasionI stretch out my long legsAnd I kick away the mouse pad, babyAmazon, eBay, Oracle, he sayHe promise a freebeeBut he's such a pokey little guyWait, I hear big footstepsThud, thumping out of the pastThat big dumb guy is here at lastThat big dumb guy is here at lastCyberman lights upBut mostly he floppyComputer man crashesHe's so humpty dumpty, babyNow he tries this experimentThough he knows it's so low-techHe tries patting his foreheadWhile he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, babyBut he can't do it, can he?No, no he can't do that at allBut wait, I hear big footstepsThud, thumbing out of the pastSure enough, that big dumb guyIs here at lastThat big dumb guy is here at lastBig papa bearMaybe you can rememberIt wasn't that long agoWhen you dialed a numberYou got a living, breathing human beingOn the telephoneDon't want nothing to doBut just study the skin on your faceI want to look up at the skyAnd watch the sunsetWith someone like youWait, I hear big footstepsThud, thumbing out of the pastThat big dumb guy is here at lastThat big dumb guy is here at lastThat big dumb guy is here, he's hereIn fact he's brought hisbig raccoon coat with himAnd he doesn't even know it'spolitically incorrectThat big dumb guy is here at lastI see him now walking torward meLet's get it on with your big bad selfGet it on babe, Get it on babeGet it on babe, Get it on babeThat big dumb guy is here at lastBig, big, big, big, bigBig dumb guyOh, ha - smartest guyI ever knew yeahKiss me, kiss me, kiss mekiss me, kiss me nowIf feels so goodI don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymoreI don't want to see that pinwheel go roundand around and aroundEvery time I try to open any windowHold me, you big dumb guyYou smart guy
