Cheap Sex - Dick Cheney Lyrics
he is the biggest crook in townhe shut his eyes when the scandals were foundwork all your life to grow old and retireand now you're life savings just went up in firecheney, up to his neck in scandal...you're too ... out of control to handledick cheney you're a sign of the timesdick cheney you're not a friend of minefat men in suits told you to investin the stocks and collect interestthen while you didn't look ....... profits were inflated on the booksdick cheney you're a part of the scamyou're a big fat slob for good ol' uncle samstickin' to what you know best ....looking out for your own interests![Chorus (x2)]better lock your safes tonightcause cheney and the boys are out tonight!(watch your pockets, watch your purses)don't bother looking out for yourselvescause cheney wants a piece, a piece of your wealth!