Cherry Poppin Daddies - Mom Was No Fat Broad Lyrics
Please note that the russian stuff in the song was left out here since i don't have that character set handy.She said, "it's not drug abuse,They're diet pills," was her excuseNobody wants a woman with a big caboose."(you must forgive your mom)She cleaned the house in half an hourMildew didn't have a chance in the showerMy mom was always higher than the ol' sears tower(responsibility that sickens your heart)My mom was no fat broadShe tied the tubing for a bulging veinHit that mainer then she sped awayLike the white tornado of avenue a(your mother was very unhappy)My mom was no fat broadOompah doompah doompah doompadee dooFear of bulbous rollin round lookin like augustus gloopIt's the runway model vogueThat made my momma swallow youMomma's little helpers got her mind crazy singin' the bluesShe kept her stash on top of the fridgeI tried to flush it down the toilet one timeI was sixI still remember the fit that she pitchedMy mom was not fat...she was nuts.They took the gurney down the stairs and the policeman saidThat i could ride with him in his front seatHe said, "my little man, your mom is at peace."My mom was no fat broad
