Choking Victim - Five Finger Discount Lyrics
A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to seeall the pretty, pretty packages staring back at mewhich is my favorite, where is my chanceto remove the product and stick it in my pantscuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemieswho steal from me, and from you(if only you knew, then you would steal too)adrenaline rushes, the products in my gripI am only shopping, but now it's time to liftI look for my moment, and down my pants I stickthe product I've selected is concealed against my dickcuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemieswho steal from me, and from you(if only you knew, then you would steal too)paranoid as ***** security in towis he really traling me and does he really know?of my little secret my pride and his shamethis is so exciting kid, it's like a *****ing gameI'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the doorwill I get away like a million times before?or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floorFive finger discount!and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemieswho steal from me, and from you(if only you knew, then you would steal too)paranoid as ***** security in towis he really traling me and does he really know?of my little secret my pride and his shamethis is so exciting kid, it's like a *****ing gameI'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the doorwill I get away like a million times before?or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floorI get to the door and out the door I slideI feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of prideI do a happy dance and down the street I bailas I have a little feast of what's on sale.