Chumbawamba - A Man Walks Into A Bar Lyrics
A Man walks into a barHe Says, "Give me a Bacardi and Coke."The back of beyond repairWelcomes the broken and the brokeThe latter hitches a rideOn the back of second-hand smokeAnd the man,Well he'd be the punch lineIn someone elses JokeI'll beat this drinkIt's a habit I'll kickPlease help me nowI'm gonna be sickSomething hit meI wound up on the floorDamn this BacardiI don't want anymoreA Man walks into a think-tankFull of Hooch and future salesMixing wish lists with extension plansReap Guantanamo JailSmell the solid beachAnd a whiff of cannot failAnd a guilt trait shop with gobletsDripping cutthroat *****tailsAnd they drink a toast to FloridaAnd all its air-conditioned homesAnd they damn the health of CubaAnd they damn its fortified RumHe sips a calamatar oliveSpits out the stoneAnd He mimics crushing peopleBetween forefinger and thumbI'll beat this drinkIt's a habit I'll kickPlease help me nowI'm gonna be sickSomething hit meI wound up on the floorDamn This BacardiI don't want anymoreThe first man wakes up in the same barBut it's different as in a dreamInfact it's someone else's dreamClean sheets & New RegimeFetal burns as Nero romesGive the bar a zip codeCyaCyaSee YouAnd it's one more for the roadI'll beat this drinkIt's a habit I'll kickPlease help me nowI'm gonna be sickSomething hit meI wound up on the floorDamn this BacardiI don't want anymore(x4)
