Chumbawamba - Always Tell The Voter What The Voter Wants To Hear Lyrics
Welcome to never mind the ballots. the phone lines are now open. if youd like to put a question to the candidates the number to ring is oh five three two seven seven nine six four threeYou want jobs? Ive got jobs!Hospitals? top of my list!Tax cuts and platform shoesFor every small businessmanJust give me your voteJust give me your voteSchools, prisons? of course well build them!Condoms for the american gis!Nuclear reactors breed like rabbitsPolice oppression? you can have it, sir!Just give me your votePut your cross in the boxHello, weve got our first caller. youre names martin. hello martin. you listened to our stated policy. well martin to tell you the truth I couldnt agree with you more. its outrageous, disgusting. but unlike my colleague on my right, were the party who say what we do, do what we say. you can bank on us martin.Good evening, shirley. Im so glad that youve rung. the matter is as dear to me as it is to you. give me four years and Ill get right down to it. because unlike my little balding colleague on my left, we dont make promises we cant keep.You still there, martin? good, just one more thing. give us your voteYou want houses? see me afterwardsWant my autograph? see my bodyguardPre-election budget handoutsYou want a war? no problem!Just give me your voteJust give me your vote
