Chumbawamba - Dad's Mascot Lyrics
At the beach, pressures onDad in trunks and vestFour years old, todays the dayHe gives me my big testPicking up a beach ballRed, green, yellow, blueHe throws it at my feetWonders what Ill doDo I kick it back?Beautifully struck!Hes dying to get his sonInto a football stripOr run away to build a castleAnd precipitate the endOf our relationship