Chumbawamba - The Incompatibility Of Sport & Cosmic Consciousness Lyrics
When I play cricketIm the longest at the wicketI can jump and swimAnd I live in the gymBut I cant come to termsWith my existence as part of the universeI gaze at the skyI think how? when? and why?I go to the lavatoryIn tune with astrologyWell I get really confusedWith the complicated scoring systemUsed in tennisI get around in canoesRacing cars, balloonsI drink squash, eat poloMints, climb mountains soloBut I cant get my headround that salvador daliWeirdo stuffI really feel fineWith the planets in lineI see the future in handsAnd I live off the landBut I cant see frank brunoAsking me which star signI think he isWhether you are physicallyOr mentally inclinedImagine what the fun could beIf both could be combinedI know Im speaking as a weaklingWith a cosmic kind of mindBut I can feel in sport emotionsOf a unifying kindSo do whatever you like to doAnd whether you win or notMake sure the game was fairly playedAnd try to smile a lotBecause whatever you do should be good for youMake the most of what youve gotcause whatever you do should be good for youMake the most of what youve got