Cky - Bran's Chinese Freestyle Lyrics
Who wants to taste my General Tso? You want a piece of my General Tso?Im gonna give it to you nowWho like my chopsticksHit you in the shit with my littlest dickYellowIf you wanna see me, eat jelloIve never seen nothing like you beforeI can kick youHigher than you can kick meI can kick you way up into a treeWho wants a taste of my Oolong Tea?Ho ha ho ha hoo chi chiEverybody in the phonebook's named ChangWanna see my wang?Never could go and hit the gong with a bangWaaaahEverybody wanna see me throw a fireballBut thats not rightNot in real lifeYou will fallDown and break your legEverybody wanna see me break an eggWell I dontBut I like fried riceAnd I ain't got liceChing chow woo ching wang woo wiceThat aint niceOh a fortune cookieI always charge you twiceDeliverys freeBut not from meI always charge a dollar fifty55 Wanna see me go down?Hit you with the lineHowwwwyyyyaaahWar when I hit you with the shitDo a split, take a shit, after you eat my shitKungfu, Want my buffet?You *****ing gayAh, Wai-Lo hit you with the hayStay the ***** away, hit you in the ballsOnly Americans eat duck sauceAnd my soy sauce is for youI can put it in your shoeWatch this, I can tiptoe while you take a pissIn my bathroom, spy on you while your little boy shitsHooowyaaaahI can kick you if you dont pay the billAnd if you want a little mint thats fifty cents *****everything costs a little bitSo dont expect nothin for freeAt least from meChing chang choo weeI got you from Taiwan CityAnd Hong KongI can smoke a bongAnd I can do it all n