Common - Charms Alarm Lyrics
A-hemWhat we have here is a very, serious delicate situationLots of people out here always ridin the dick, hmmphBut check this outI like your style, I like your strideAnd I like your motivationBut the late show, we aint standin for that shitSo my man right here he wrote a little song about itWhy dont you sing it[common]Ring the, alarm, here comes, the comCall me mr. hollywood -- check it out!Ring the, alarm, here comes, the comCall me mr. hollywoodOn the goodship, lollipopPop goes the lolli lolli, for im, the jollyGood fellow, he-llo? is anybody there?Im not a step, so dont stareBecause I rock-well I always feel likeI always feel like, somebodys watchin meOoh, somebodys watchin meIts gotta be that, that that that nigga that sweat my shitI say say say, black get off the zack,You block my urinal tractI gotta go pee-pee, yo you dont know meYoure just a new kid on my jock, tip-seekin and youre phonyIts my little pony and you cannot get a rideSo when you see me homey, just please just step asideStep aside, not talkin wlidside, Im comin from the southsideWhere the ruffnecks reign; if you cant stand it, dont go outsideCause its hot I got the stuff to call your bluff and pull your cardAnd nowadays its all these dick kids, that wanna be hardYoure fraudulent, I can tell a ***** by his scentSo sorry, but the van got tippedAnd out is how Im lookin, Im lookin out for my peopleIm fly like Im fly like but me dont have no eagleBeat the beater with the juice, how far would you go toYoure never gonna get it, woo-wooh-wooh-wooh! * sings like en vogue*You wasnt down from the +jump+, so why you wanna kris kross?You no business buyin, insecure junkyard mother*****erGet lost, cause youse a sucker..[common]We really lucky we got em, you can spot emFrom a distance, now lets just say for instanceYou got a crank gettin ganked for his bank by some snakeLittle wench -- is you is, or is you aintThe suck-errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrYou gotta gotta be, gotta be, to let the shit occurGettin pimped, by a hoe, that aint too proud to beg, for your doughShe get your money mo money mo money money mo!I couldnt go out like that if it was my first day off of punishmentJust call me kaopectate; in relationships, Im runnin shitSo dont be comin to me with that, we can go out, you payCancel that *****, its the, unamerican wayThis is the circumcision, and skins is gettin cut offRidin on my shit, just to get they nut offNot, no cops, just low-downs want a lickIf you aint down with the van, dyke, get off the dickCause I remember the time, the time, the time you triedTo play me like I was booty but now youre just a groupieSweatin me uhh, sweatin me uhhTellin me when I get big dont be forgettin me uhhBut forget you, forgot you, after, I rock youIts blo pop time *****, you better set your clockTo the charms alarm..[common]Whyd the sucker mc sucker mc cross the road?To get to the other side? !Whyd the sucker mc sucker mc cross the road?To get to the other side, now check it outI got the pep in my step, the slide in my glideSo I wont trip, when I let my backbone slipSome shake it to the east, Im shakin west, well ima shake your midAnd ima get you suckaz, just give me one side, and one ribI barbeque the mouths hey, I barbeque the mouthsCause mom always said - dont play wack in the house!So take that garbage to the backyardAnd I was like, everybody wanna wanna rap hardBefore you wasnt hardcore, so sonic why ya flipped?How you gonna hop when you aint hip?You found rap, on a two-way street - and lost itOn a parkway, I aint sayin no names, yo rico suave*****in goons fakin stab wounds, I need to shank the crankElvis presley jr., tryin to be somethin that you aintNo daps, yall are hoes, yall go on stageAnd take off all your clothes; then you -- strike a poseYou knows and I knows, thats how you sell your recordBecause your shit is butt, you gotta get *****But youre wack, youre wack, showin your body to meI said youre wack, youre wack, showin your body to meYou got no soul man, and you need to get a poundCause you, aint, ah-really down.... with true hip-hop you suckers
