Corky And The Juice Pigs - Pants Lyrics
Theres a power within meTheres an empire down belowWhere energy and miraclesAre free and often flowSo come on everyody nowMen, women, young and oldI can feel your painIf you touch my pantsMy pants love you,My pants need you,My pants want you in the middle of the nightCmon everybody now want my pantsCmon everybody now love my pantsCmon everybody now touch my pantsCmon everybody now lick my pantsMy pants, theyre a miracleYou know their strengthYou know what they feelWhen I move they do a dance,Everybody loves my funky pantsLondon, england, paris, france,Cmon down for a little romanceEverybody take a chanceCmon on down and touch my pantsEverybody, everybody....(touch my pants)Mc combusta rockin the house with the microphoneHes gonna tell you a little bit about where hes fromIm a sausage, Im a sausageIm a spicy european sausage, babyHow ya doin yall,Are you really getting funky now?Are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, cmonLet me hear you say yoLet me hear you say yoyoLet me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish)Take a chance with my pantsUnzip my pantsPants, pants (repeat)Pants are like jesusThey can cure all known diseasesThey get stained when you dip them in cheesesThey get cold in the breezesYoure an ocean, theyre in seasonYoure a cat, they get fleasesMy pants they always pleasesMy pants can love you baby,Cmon everybody now love my pantsCmon everybody now lick my pants.