Crash Test Dummies - Our Driver Gestures Lyrics
When you start your journey, you go and meet your driverYou shake his hand, and hope hes feeling wellThe things to come may be somewhat unfamiliarLike eating herring where the sun does not go downOur driver calculates what time well hit townAnd every time a border comesWe go inside and meet with someonePerhaps a form will need to be filled inThen we can go and restart up the enginesPlumbing often varies in the various different countriesI like to crouch down and turn on those bidetsIll have a *****tail, pick at my fingernailsAnd then Ill squat down for a wash to end the dayOur driver recommends we try the souffleAnd every time a border comesWe go inside and meet with someonePerhaps a form will need to be filled inThen we can go and restart up the enginesThen we went down under, and we were told of farmersWho brought some pigs here from the old countryBut pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfishAnd now you get stung if youre swimming in the seaOur driver gestures out behind the palm treesAnd every time a border comesWe go inside and meet with someonePerhaps a form will need to be filled inThen we can go and restart up the engines
