Crash Test Dummies - There Are Many Dangers Lyrics
If your toast gets stuck in the toasterDo not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked upOh, look outI did and I got caught in the currentPulled me in and shook me while it held me tightThere are many dangersThey could be in a toaster or a common thingYou must keep a lookoutRemember all the rules they have for everythingWhen its very, very cold outDo not put your tongue on cold metal thingsFor example, stop signsI did and they had to pull some skin offThen they had to fill my mouth with cotton at nightThere are many dangersThey could be in a toaster or a common thingYou must keep a lookoutRemember all the rules they have for everythingWhen theyd taken out my tonsilsI brought them homeKept them in a jar on the shelving in my roomBetween the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsilsIve got lots of things to think about at nightThere are many dangersCould be in a toaster or a common thingYou must keep a lookoutRemember all the rules they have for everything