Crass - Big Man Big M.A.N. Lyrics
They're telling you to do itGrow up and toe the lineThey tell you if you do itEverything will turn out fineOh yes, oh yes, oh yes, what a wonderful lifeGod, queen, country, colour telly, car and wifeOh yes, oh yes, oh yes, what a wonderful lifeGod, queen, country, colour telly, car and wifeIt's great if you can do it, it doesn't take a lotJust means you must destroy what sensitivity you've gotWell, that's an easy bargain for the things you're going to getYou can treat the wife like shit, own a car and telly setSlip off in the evenings for a little on the slyAnd if the wife complains, ***** her first, then black her eyeThere's lots of worthwhile jobs for the lad who wants to knowLorry driving's fun, you're always on the goOne hand on the wheel, the other up some cuntOr jerking off to Penthouse with with motorway up frontThe police force offers chances for a bright intelligent ladTo interfere with anyone cos they're there just to be hadIt offers quite a range for aggression and for spiteTo take out your frustrations in a justifiable lightIt's a mans life in the army, good pay and lots of funYou can stab them with your bayonet, ***** them with your gunLook smart in your uniform, that always pulls the skirtThen when you've *****ed them good and properTell them they're just dirtCos man is spelt big M.A.N. it's the letters of the lawMan is spelt big M.A.N. that's who the law is forYou see there's lots of chances in this land of hope and gloryTry and make your own rules, that's a different storyIf you're a man, you'd better act like oneDevelop your muscles, use your prick like a gun***** anything that moves, but never pay the priceSteal, *****, slaughter, that's their adviceAre you man enough? Ask the posters on the wallsHave you got what it takes? Guts and balls?Keep your myth of manhood, it's been going on too longA history of slaughter is the proof that it is wrongBig man, big M.A.N., big man, big M.A.N., big wrongBig man, big M.A.N., big man, big M.A.N.Big man, J.O.K.E.Big man, what a *****ing joke
