C.w. Mccall - Lewis & Clark Lyrics
(c.w. mccall, bill fries, chip davis)Now arnold jones an marybeth jensens in a vette down by the deep rockHad john denver on the 8-track, gettin highMarybeths wig was on the floorAn arnolds feet was out the doorWhen we shined our flashlight in arnolds startled eyesI says what chew doin boy?Dont chew know thats against the law?We just gonna hafta get this situation under controlNow my name is fairweather lewis an this heres willard clarkWe the pottawattamie county love patrol.Then two hippies in a chevys puffin grass an sippin winebout fourteen mile south-east a council bluffsTheys passin round the peace-pipeWhen we caught em with our flashlightAn willards hairy hands applied the cuffs.I says, boys you got some troubleYou committin herb-i-cide.We just gonna hafta get this situation under controlcause Im fairweather lewis, an this heres willard clarkWe the pottawattamie county weed patrol.Then we spied ol marvin kline a-headin south on twenty-nineLike a midnight auto ac-cessory store on wheelsHis trunk was full a hub capsAn his back seat full a tiresWhen we picked him up and made him spread his heelsI says, hands up-on the wall, boyYou allowed t make one callWe just gonna hafta get this situation under controlCause, see, Im fairweather lewis, an this heres willard clarkWe the pottawattamie county rip-off patrol.Then orval hinkle left the go-go club on his brand-new motor-sickleRunnin stop-lights, raisin hell an causin accidentsHis brain was doin wheeliesAn his blood was three-two beerWhen we nailed him in his driveway at his residenceI says, orval, youre in trouble boyBut if youll blow this here balloon upWe gonna get your situation under controlNow Im captain fairweather lewis an this heres willard clarkWe the pottawattamie county juice patrol.Then wes passin by the dew drop inn when he heard this woman screamSo we pulled on in an parked an got the guns outWell we bashed on through the lobby into unit seventeenTheres twenty-eight folks in there without no clothes on.I says everbody up against the wall; show us yer identification.We just gonna definitely get this situation under controlcause my name is fairweather lewis, an this heres willard clarkWe the pottawattamie county sin patrol.Cmon, willard, lets go sneakin round in the dark some more, never know what yer gonna find.
