D12 - My Band Lyrics
[Intro - Eminem]I don't know dudeI think everybody's all jealous and shitCause I'm like the lead singer of a band dudeAnd I think everybody's got a *****in problem with me dudeAnd they need to take it up with me after the showBecause.[Chorus - Eminem]These chicks don't even know the name of my bandBut they're all on me like they wanna hold handsCause once I blow they know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my band[Verse - Eminem]So I get off stage right and drop the micWalk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like"Sup ladies? my name's Slim ShadyI'm the lead singer in D12 baby"They're all like "Oh my God it's him!""Becky oh my *****ing god it's Eminem!!!""I swear to *****ing God dude you *****ing rock!""Please won't you please let me suck your *****!"And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealousEspecially when I drop the beat and do my acapellasAll the chicks start yelling, all the hot babesThrow their bras and their shirt and their panties on stageSo like every single night they pick a fight with meBut when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalryCause they're back on stage the next night with meDude I just think you're trying to steal the light from meYesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on meCause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to beThis rock star shit, it's the life for meAnd all the other guys just despise me be[Chorus][Bridge - Eminem] (3x)My band! my band! my band![Verse - Swifty McVay]You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't youHey dad how come we don't rap on protools?Smash these vocals and do a performanceBut we in the van and he in a tour busYou don't want my autograph, you's a liarAnd no I'm Swift (oh I thought you were Kuniva)What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?!Cause my shit is lookin smaller than a decimalSee I know how to rap, see it's simple butAll I did was read a Russell Simmons bookSo I'm more intact, tryna get on the mapDoing jumpin jacks whiling get whipped on my back[Verse - Kuniva & (Kon Artis)]Look at Em little punk ass thinking he the shit(Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick)Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue(Eminem: No I had an interview, not you two)You gon be late for soundcheck(Man I ain't going to soundcheck)And our mics are screwed up (and his always sound best!)(You know what man, I'm a say something)(Hey yo Em!) (Eminem: You got somethin to say?!)(Man nothing) I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up?(Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up)(And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew)Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear(Aww man whatever) I swear man[Chorus][Verse - Proof]They say the lead singers rock, but the group does notWent from sold out arenas to the amusement parksI'm gon let the world know that Proof is hotI should cut his mic off when the music starts(Eminem: Hey yo it's.. )Ready to snap on a dumbass fanEvery time I hear (Hey dude I love your band!)We ain't a band *****, we don't play instrumentsSo why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?And these guys acting funny every area code(Eminem: Proof carry my bag) ***** carry your ownCan't make it to the stage, security in my way(Who the ***** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)[Verse - Bizarre]God damn it, I'm sick of this groupTime for me to go solo and make some lootI told you I made the beats and wrote all the rapsTill Kon Artis - slipped me some crack'Lose Yourself' video I was in the back'Superman' video I was in the backFor the media, I got some suggestions***** Marshall! ask us the questionsLike who's D12? how we get started? (What about Eminem?)***** are you retarded?!Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the groupBig ass stomache, *****es think I'm cute (hey sexy!)50 told me to do situps to get buffDid two and a half and then couldn't get up***** D12! I'm outta this bandI'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne[Eminem Singing]Girl why cant you see your the only one for meAnd it just tares my ass apart to know that you dont know my band(Man ***** this!) {*punch*}[Chorus - Bizarre]These chicks don't even know the name of my band (ha ha!)But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (***** Marshall!)Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the manAll because I'm the lead singer of my band[Bridge][Bizarre]The hottest boy band in the world - D12![Eminem as a Salsa singer]I'm the lead singer of my bandI get all the girl's to take off their underpantsAnd the lead singer of my band, my salsaMakes all the pretty girl's want to danceMy salsa, look out for my next single it's called 'My Salsa'My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsaMakes all the pretty girls want to danceAnd take off their underpantsMy salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna danceAnd take off their underpants, my salsaWhere'd everybody go?
