D12 - Pimp Like Me Lyrics
(feat. dina rae)WhattupI gotta tell you mother*****ers the truthThis is straight g shitAnd all you can do is respect it[swifty mcvay]Well ima state my name, swift mcvayNone of yall niggaz got shit to sayRhymes keep comin off like a toupeePlus Im big headed runnin things my wayA selfish man, the back of the handBe slappin the hell out of hoes because I canProstitute, I want my lootAnd I dont give a ***** about your broke-ass man andYall givin niggaz what they needintil *****es understand Im mean andSwift mcvay is, blowin upCourvosier til Im throwin upWanna playa hate me, ***** so what?Whats yo function? wheres yo bucks?All you wanna do is wanna stick him upYou wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)D-12, naturally liftedYou niggaz better duck when I ***** the biscuitYou ***** wit me, I ***** wit youYour entourage, nigga ***** them tooI got grenadesWhat the hell your little twenty-two gon do?(yall aint gon shoot)Yall major softCops gettin mad cause I paid em off, made em coughBlood and shitThats what the hell you mother*****ers get, we runs this *****?So hey, you aint gotta be scared to *****If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)Even if the nigga dont care to nutFor every stroke, its a hundred bucksRespect the game, you just a slutSo open your legs up and get my duck[chorus: eminem w/ dina rae]You just a .. (hoe)You just my .. (hoe)Dirty-ass .. (hoe)Im yo pimp, you my *****[repeat first part 3x]Go get my .. (dough)Go bring me my .. (dough)Dirty-ass .. (hoe)Im yo pimp, you my *****[proof]I dont spit game, no longer than my nameThen when my chain hang, my nuts do the sameDont pay *****, ***** pay me*****, slut, whore or lady (yup)And knowin the fact, I was born to mackThats why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sacGot good game, thats a hood thangWhatd you brang, loot or poo-tang?Let em all bang, run that cheeseTell that trick nigga (come back please!)Rob a l7, thats a squareYou a bottom hoe, you got to knowOff you I plan to make a lot of doughSo suck fast *****, and swallow slow[swish-slap-swish] (ah!) ***** quit talkin back[swish-slap-swish] (ah!) now walk the track[kon artis]I dont pay for ass, you pump my gasYou get slapped when were short of cashI get whiplash when I hit the gasAnd I holla out the window of the hatchWheres my scratch? *****, thats, itSuck it stroke it make me richAs a token of my appreciation itsAnother client for you to hitI dont give a ***** if you gotta go home to the kidsYou shoulda picked another occupation trickNow youre stuck with me, ***** with meAnd ima slap you up in this truckYou must be out your mind or somethinCryin and whinin like you tired or somethinGo suck some head until it aches for bufferinYou dont work? you make nothinIm just another case of a lazy husband[kuniva]I want the paper stackBuy you an outfit, then take it backWhen you page me ***** I never page you backYou only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)Hoes recognize, and niggaz do tooCause they realize that niggaz do shootDont like a chick that act too cute***** hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)And dont be askin me, all kind of questionsAll harassin me, callin stressinOr I may have to release some aggressionBeat you to death and teach you a lessonLookin for handouts like you my damn spousePull your pants down and ***** my mans nowShut your damn mouth or get in the damn houseOff with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch[chorus][bizarre]Sell that *****Sell that ***** *****Get out there and switch and go make bizarre richYou gotta itch, you *****in dirty *****Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicksNiggaz want *****, and I need cashSo mom, get out there and start sellin yo dirty assBizarre quick to hit em, and then stick em***** it; Ill let you hit one of my victims(somebody help Im on 7 mile and ..)Shut up *****, you talk too muchNow you about to get *****ed in your dirty buttYou never seen a pimp like me, out here whorinShut your *****in mouth and youll be out by the morninCause Im the dirties pimp, you ever heard ofGive me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (*****!)Go suck dick in the back of the partySo what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody[chorus][eminem w/ dina rae]You just a .. (hoe)You just a .. (hoe)Thats all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)You just a, dirty ass *****A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass *****(oooh, ooh-oooh) hahahahaha... (lahhh-ahhh)But I love you... (hahaha) .. kim (mmm)[outro]And there you have it God damnit, the fundamentals of pimpinYou heard it here first, from the dirtiest dozenYou ever seen in yo God damn lifeYo this is rondell fiend on the sceneAnd we keep the *****holes smilin, because we always whylinYouknowhatimsayin? ***** all what everybody else talkin aboutWe let you know right hereBig pimpin, it aint dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bedThats just what we doYou know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968The ***** is all greatIll see you at eight, *****