Das Efx - Jussummen Lyrics
Well Im the jibber jabber, jaw like shabbaFranks making thanks, operating like trapperJohn m.d., yea, thats what folks tell meI plan on going far and be a star like marcus welbySo there, dear, uhum, you suit thoughYes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like menudoOr judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gambleAnd when I swings my thing, I take a swing like mickey mantleBut um, I got more flavors than a pack of now and latersBeg your pardon, mr. keebler, but I love vanilla wafersSee, I got it going on cause of the songs that I writeI got it going on cause my crew is nuff hypePlus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like zorroI shop at dagastino for a bag of stella dorroBreadsticks, oh yes its the books plus threeOf my cousins, crazy drazy, ? (abe blitz and tea)?cause were(chorus)Jussumen thats on the mic...Diggity yes, back up, I just come like shakaZulu, I pop like orville redenbacherWhen Im proper, I doobity dibble dabble wit my winningsI drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmonsIm funky, spunky, I clock bread like wonderIll jump up and flex , make you think Im jane fondaI shiggity slam rito, Im layed back like titoI good gots nuff wisdom like mama montigo, amigoSe vente, yes I can sambaIm known like geraldo, shishi karambaThe jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houserI got crazy smarts like that kid doogie howserSo cool out, purno, I burn you no jiveI wickity wax that scalp just like alberto v.o. fiveDiggity damn right half pint, I taste great like bud liteIm well known like spike or walter kronkiteCause wereChorusCheck it, 1 for the money, 2 for the showThunder, thunder, thundercats, hoYep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friendsAnd they say some making dollars, in japan, Im making yenzWit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is williamI went and break a slut like donald trump can break a millionOr zillion, I kills em, I watches all my childrenIm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrimsI was strong from the get go, Im not lou ferringoI never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimboLike cheeko, Im the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, soWhen I take a stand, just take a seat like rosa artsSome tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongnaI use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle zone yaA loner, I cant swim, Im laughing in my hoodieAnd I get down and boogie, oogie, oogieCause wereChorusIm like slick rick the ruler but Im cooler that a calvinMy mons name is june, my pops name is alvinIm not your kurt gowdie but Im outtie, sianaraSo hit the road jack so I can welcome back kotterI flippity blast the ill shit, I flips them when I get themI chills wit the books now mom paid out the rectumNo comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like sash squashIm deep, no steep, Ill make you wanna join backwash (zoom)I diggity drops a jam and now Im slamming like madonnaI gave a crewcut to sinead oconnerYour honor, Im bad to the bone, word is borncause me and mrs. jones, we got a thing going onYes I am, my ? (gibitibibity)? bedroom will not endTo the diggity cows come home, take the gitney againcause its crazy, so give it a rest toots, dont you know meI go from ten to two just like ivan ronicause wereChorus
