Dead Kennedys - Dear Abby Lyrics
Dear abby,Got a problem. Im a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. itsImportant that my family eat meat at least three times a week. but we just cantAfford to with the prices the way they are. so I bring home some choice cuts from myAutopsy subjects. just mix in the tuna helperand ta-da!The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. they ask me whatsMy secret. abby, I think theyre getting suspicious. my smart-ass 8-year-old keepsAsking, wheres all the meat? the red dye #2 kind thats kept in the fridge.If they find out the truth I dont think theyll understand. abby, what do I tellMy family?Dear reaganomics victim: consult your clergyman. make sure the bodysBlessed and everything should be just fine.