Dead Kennedys - Jock-o-rama Lyrics
You really like gorillas?We've got just the pet for youIt's the way you're forced to actTo survive our schoolsMake your whole life revolve around sportsWalk tough¡ºdon't act too smartBe a mean machineThen we'll let you get aheadJock-o-rama¡ºsave my soulWe're under the thumb of the beef patrolThe future of america is in their handsWatch it roll over niagara fallsPep rally in the holy templeAnd you're forced to goMasturbate en masseWith the favored religious cultCheerleaders yell¡º"ra ra team"From the locker room parades the prime beefWhen archaeologists dig this upThey'll either laugh or cryJock-o-rama¡ºon the brainRedneck-a-thon drivin' me insaneThe future of america is in their handsWatch it roll over niagara fallsUnzip that old time religionOn the almighty football fieldBeerbellies of all agesCome to watch the gladiators bleed"now boys, this game ain't played for funYou're going out there to winHow d'ya win?Get out thereAnd snap the other guy's knee!"Beat 'em up! beat 'em up!Ra ra raSnap those spinal cordsHa ha haThe star quarterback lies injuredUnconscious on the football fieldLooks like his neck's been brokenSeems to happen somewhere every yearHis mom and dad clutch themselves and cryTheir favorite son will never walk againCoach says, "that boy gave a hundred percentWhat spiritWhat a man"But who cares?Games over¡ºlet's go get wasted manTo the 7-11, to the liquor storeLet's party all night and party some moreAnother trans-amWrapped itself around a telephone pole"i ain't drunk, officerI just fell gettin' out of my car"Don't worry about it, sonWe were that way when we were youngYou've got all the skillsTo make a damn good businessmanJock-o-rama¡ºthat's the lawCome lick the butts of the beef patrolIf the future of america is handed to themWatch it roll over niagara falls
