Dead Milkmen - Chaos Theory Lyrics
I am the king of the new white underclassI am the prince of the lazy and poorI am the one who sleeps the latestI am the one who won't do my choresI am the god of unemploymentThe Antichrist of the American dreamI used to fight for church and countryBut now I don't fit into the corporate schemeI used to get up and go to workBut I don't play that game no moreI won't work for no corporationI won't owe my soul to no company storeStudy hard and you'll have a futureOh yeah, when the hell was that ever true?Study hard and you'll still go nowhereStudy hard and you'll still get screwedI used to get up and go to workBut now I just wanna stay in bedMaybe I'll join the Communist PartyYeah maybe I'll become a goddamn redWorkers of the world, unite and do nothingWorkers of the world, unite and relaxDon't get your boss that cup of coffeeDon't write that memo don't send that faxYou shouldn't even pay your income taxWorkers of the world, unite and be lazyWorkers of the world, listen to meAnother 8 hours at the factoryAnother 8 hours and what have you learnedBe obedient and do what they tell youBe obedient and still get burnedAnother 8 hours at the factoryWork all day for a tiny little checkWork all day for no respectI used to get up and do my jobBut now I enjoy doin' nothin' betterI think I'll go bum aroundI think I'll enjoy this lovely weatherMaybe someday there'll be a revolutionMaybe someday we'll have meaningful jobsBut until that day I'm gonna be lazyI'm not gonna be no workin' slobI used to get up and go
