Dead Milkmen - How It's Gonna Be Lyrics
You start off in the womb, yeah, where it's nice and warmThins are lookin' good, then it's time to be bornThe doctor yanks you out and slaps you on the buttAnd before you know it, your umbilical cord is cutThey drag you from your mama, wheel you down the hallTo a room full of babies, who just lie there and bawlLyin' in a diaper, feelin' like a foolThings'll get much worse when it's time to go to schoolYou're crammed into a classroom with 30 other kidsGood you get nothing-bad you get hitNobody likes you and the classroom is coldYou're stuck with a textbook that's 35 years oldThe bullies beat you up the teachers put you downYou're sittin' in the corner don't dare make a soundIf you learn one thing, you'd better learn to curse'Cuz from now on your life gets even worseNow you are older and have to get a jobYou will buy a house you will buy a SaabYou'll get up in the morning you will feel like dyin'As the years go rollin' by, you'll slowly lose your mindYou were once a young man, but now you're turnin' grey>From lisoening to people talk about the judgment dayNow you've retired, goodbye to your jobAnd you've lost your teeth, goodbye to corn-on-the-cobYou'll look back on your life and all the things you didStandin' in the yard, yellin' at the neighbor kidsNow you're kickin' back don't have a careYou will see the world from your Craft-matic chairYou'll move to Arizona where all the old folks goYou will vote Republican y you'll see UFO'sThe one day you die you find your self in hellwith the lake-o'-fire and that awful brimstone smellYou were really good, but you weren't good enoughYes, living isn't easy, but dying's really toughThen you'll look around and see how it's gonna beYes, my friend, you're screwed for all eternity------------------------------------------------------------
