Dead Milkmen - Moron Lyrics
Moron (Dead Milkmen) Performed By Dead Milkmen Eat Your Paisley AlbumHangin' out in the comodeListening to Depeche ModeYou look like some kind of toadWhy are you a moron?Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"With money from you mom and dadTake a bath cause you smell badWhy are you a moron?Walkin' down old south streetSay "Hello" to the kids you meetIf knowing you is such a treatWhy are you a moron?Got kicked out of public schoolMake a waste of our gene poolFace it ***** you're a foolWhy are you a moron?"I'm staring at a wall going nothing at allGotta get outta here I could use some beerWish I could get some beerI could use some beer tonight"In and out of trendy clubsWith a pair of day-glo glovesYou're the only one you loveWhy are you a moron?Tell use you got something to sayThen bore us with your anarchyWe just wish you'd go awayWhy are you a moron?A trendy losers what you areIt's your scene are you're the czarI'd like to see you covered with tarWhy are you a moron?Creeps like you should be wiped outYou've got a face just like a troutListen to everybody shoutWhy are you a moron?"I'm following the trend 'cause I wannahave some friends. I want to be somebody.Don't wanna be a 'nobody'. I wanna bewith someone tonight."I swear that you are Hitler's cloneSpread disease wherever you roamGot the brains of a garden gnomeWhy are you a moron?Voted for Reagan not once but twiceAnd think that Jerry Farwell's niceDo you keep your brain on ice?Why are you a moron?In the end you're all aloneNo one calls you on the phoneGot no job you've got no homeWhy are you a moron?Hangin' out in the comodeListening to Depeche ModeYou look like some kind a toadYou're just a *****ing moron!"I'm freezing up inside. All my brain cellshave died. Gonna get out of here. I'mgonna get out of here. I'm gonna get out of here tonight.---"Hush little baby don't say a word : "I woke up, can't wait to eat And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay In your closet in your head!!!" : There was no milk my mother will pay
