Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me Lyrics
Everybody hates Edie BrickellAll my favorite shows are on TVAll the restaurants serve my favorite food'Cause now everybody's meNow my apartment's really crowded'Cause I live there and I'm everybodyEverybody's sleeping with my girlBut, hey, everybody's meCHORUSNow everybody's meNow everybody's meNow everybody's meNow everybody's meEverybody's watching "Married with Children"Everybody's into beastialityThe stores stopped selling Amstel Light'Cause now everybody's meEverybody loves Charles MansonEverybody wants to set him freeEverybody's on the parole board'Cause now everybody's meCHORUSI had to put an end to warIt didn't make a lot of sense to shoot at myselfNo moe Christians, Jews, Muslims or AmwaySalesmenJust a whole planet of TV addictsThey had to lower all the basketball nets'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3And everybody likes to dress like a monkey'Cause now everybody's me-----------------------------------------------------