Dead Milkmen - Plum Dumb Lyrics
The Dead Milkmen Plum Dumb Big Lizard in My BackyardShe stands there on the cornerdecked out in raspberry jeanswaiting and watching and oh here he comeshe pulls up beside here in a sporty machinerolls down his windowand hands here a bag of plumsPlums? Eat them he tells herethey make you feel greatSo she hops in the car he steps on the gasshe swallows the plumsand says it's getting latecan't you drive fasterjust a wee bit fasteryou're not going to fastFreeway riding down the freewaycruisin' they are really cruisin'when the plums take affectthe plums suddenly juice her mindshe is no longer a nervous wrecknow her nerves are blind she feels fineOh I feel great she saysbut he already knows itcause she's fingering his hairand biting his toeshe's really plumbed outand in her eyes she shows itshe says what's the hurry? Drive more slowMoisture drips from her edible lipshe looks into her eyes and he'squick to relizethat he'd better pull overbefore he gets to Dovercause if he really wants hernow the time is wiseFreeway riding down the freewaycruisin' they are really cruisin'when the plums take affectthe plums suddenly juice her mindshe is no longer a nervous wrecknow her nerves are blind she feels fine--"Hush little baby don't say a word : "I woke up, can't wait to eat And never mind that noise you heard : Got my cereal, boy I was beat It just the beasts under your bed : Opened the fridge and to my dismay In your closet in your head!!!" : There was no milk my mother will pay
