Dead Milkmen - The Fez Lyrics
Hello, Colin; it's the fez!Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)You have angered the volcano god!I'd like to help you son, but you smell like a goat(ha ha ha ha)Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)He's frightening the women and he's raping the men becauseChonga the goat-boy's in the village again!Excuse me while I puke and die(ha ha ha ha)Know what pisses me off, huh? You know whatWhat really gets me mad in this life?It's the goddamn periodic table of elements.They've got 109 or so naturally occuring elements.Then they've got 10 or 11 of theseNon-naturally occuring man-made elements.They give them names like Einsteinium,Californium, and Nobelium.And what I want to know isIf they're man-madeJust how the _hell_ can they be elements, huh?Know what's bothering my mind?There's a time for takingAnd a time for givingBut ripping off the Butthole SurfersIs how we make our living(ha ha ha ha)
