Deep Purple - Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic Lyrics
Playing pool and drinking beerNothin moren theOccasional tearBut this mans life goes onAnd he getsGreased all overFrom time to timeAt the strip joint, where we metHe said hi, my name is tedSee that one over thereThat ball of thunderEvery time she goes vavoom,I wiggle in my chairCan I buy you a beer?What a guyIve had a few myself he saidbut I never quit when Im aheadToo many rules and regulationsStupid laws designed by fools behind closed doorsAnd another thing I wont discuss is religionIt always causes a fightVavoomThere she goes againhow does she do that said tedAnd he told meOf those unjustices (that)He had suffered in his lifeHis wife and kidsAnd boss and dogsAnd neighboursRaising cain and causing strifeThey were forever whiningBleating howling yapping screeching moaning cryingVavoomHe fed them wellHe keep them warmThing about tedHe didnt really careNothing much got in his hairAnd the beauty of it wasThat he was rightHe was big as a truckAnd fast as a door(whats that? )He was always rightThe banjo player took a hikeWhats that songI used to likeVavoomHe was big as a truckFast as a door - tedTed the man our ted
