Devin Townsend - Fake Punk Lyrics
This here's a song about the things you don't find in natureThis here's a tale about conditions of the headAt one time I wanted to expand my education butNow I'll make more money if I dye my hair instead.'Cause I've gotta be more punk, and forget about writing love songsAnd even though I'm a middle class white CanadianGod knows I've been done wrong'Cause I'm a fake punk! I'm a fake punk!I'll even use a dirty word, I'll even write a mean song,I'll even take a mean picture'Cause I've got the hair for it!I've always tried to dig myself out of the sewerI've always strived to be a little bit more well-readBut oh no! Here comes that rock press interviewer so,I'll just look real tough and say ***** a lot insteadI'd be alright if I could just hang out with my girlfriendI'd be just fine if they would close down all the barsAnd maybe one day I'll join a protest against smokingBut when it comes to sincere angst you can justLeave me the ***** alone!