Dickies - Fan Mail Lyrics
(phillips, huffsteter, kaballero)Dear sirs,To whom this may concernTheres facts Id like to learnSo many things I wanna knowEspecially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regaliaPlease send me everythingCuz iAm interested in youAnd every thing you doI find myself at all your showsCould you tell me where you buy your clothesCould you sign my little sisters facePut your signature any place and please send me a bioCuz weve got fan mailWe really really read itFan mailWe really really need itI sent you my letter now I want a replyYou dont know any better than you wont take your time with myFan mailSo I would like to know just if and whenYoull be in town againSo that I could meet with youAnd brag at my friends at schoolHave you been all around the worldHave you seen every kind of girlOr are you from the other sideCause youYou cant believe everything that you readWith the hypocrysy and the greedThe papers all the things that they sayThey dont tell me anything anywayThats why Ive gotta get it straight from youConcerning your situationWithout an obligationBreakMy fan mail(oohs and aahs)Whats this I find to my surpriseThose fans that I idolizedNo longer seem to existNow tell what can be the cause of thisPerhaps it could be their egosI tell you heaven only knowsI didnt even get a newsletterFan mail send it out to meFan mail special delivery
