Didjits - Freak Show Lyrics
People push me around and they call me a freakMake fun of my friends and they say I stinkBut I killed my mammy on the day I was bornScared the doctor half to death with my antelope hornMet the mongoose woman, that's when I was savedA beard on her face and her ***** is shavedHad a little baby boy and he looked like a frogWhen Momma serves supper, he barks like a dogKick some ass tonight!At the freak show!Got four legs and a dick that can seeReptile skin like a gator should beDaddy sold me to the circus when I was threeI'm nine feel tall and half a foot wideHow much would you pay for a coat of my hide?I live in a tent and I sleep in the hayRingmaster beats me with a whip all dayBrings his girl to see us, shows off his slutsOne of these days, we'll eat out his gutsKick some ass tonight!At the freak show!