Diesel Boy - Andy Stern Lyrics
Got a friend who's small in sizeA *****ed up afro is his only disguiseHim and Jason, they play the guitarIf they could find a drummer they would go farEverybody won't you sing alongCuz this is Andy's songHe's short and stoned and he's never on timeHe ain't been layed since 1989He's got a lisp and lots of hairHis teeth fell out and he don't even careHe works at Gravenstone's, he'll sell you a bongHe is pretty cool so don't get us wrongHis brother's in a band know's Ian MacKayeThey signed to Dischord go see'em somedayEverybody won't you sign alongCuz this is Andy's songDropped out of college, went to work for himselfAn idea and a sticker press, came a buttload of wealthThe stickers sold with a whole lotta luckI'm sure you've seen'em they say "Mean People Suck"We've got a friend, who's small in sizeA *****ed up afro is his only disguiseHe sold the phrases of a generationSo we wrote this song in admiration