Dixie Chicks - Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunkAt our Christmas partyWe were drinkin' champagne punchAnd homemade eggnogLittle sister brought her new boyfriendHe was a MexicanWe didn't know what to think of him'Til he sang Feliz NavidadFeliz NavidadBrother Ken brought his kids with himThe three from his first wife LynnAnd the two identical twinsFrom his second wife MaryNellOf course he brought his new wife KayeWho talks all about AAChain smokin' while the stereo playsNoel, Noel, The first NoelCarve the turkey turn the ball game onMix margaritas when the eggnog's goneSend somebody to the Quik-Pak storeWe need some ice and an extension cordA can of bean dip and some Diet RiteA box of tampons and some Marlboro LightsHallelujah everybody say cheeseMerry Christmas from the familyFran and Rita drove from HarlingenI can't remember how I'm kin to themBut when they tried to plug their motorhome inThey blew our Christmas lightsCousin David knew just what went wrongSo we all waited on our front lawnHe threw the breaker and the lights came onAnd we sang Silent NightOh Silent NightCarve the turkey turn the ball game onMix margaritas when the eggnog's goneSend somebody to the Quik-Pak storeWe need some ice and an extension cordA can of bean dip and some Diet RiteA box of tampons and some Marlboro LightsHallelujah everybody say cheeseMerry Christmas from the familyCarve the turkey turn the ballgame onMake Bloody Marys cause we all want oneSend somebody to the Stop 'n GoWe need some celery and a can of fake snowA bag of lemons and some Dite SpriteA box of tampons and some Salem LightsHallelujah everybody say cheeseMerry Christmas from the familyFeliz Navidad
